猴子斗胆瞧不起天堂，狂言道天堂与苏格兰无异，都遍地绿，都遍山羊。
“But no one in New Zealand wear a skirt like Scottish do!”
"That's not skirt, that called kilts. K I L T S. Not every Scottish wear kilts, at least i'm never."
"Why? You're a Scottish, aren't you?"
"Yea, but i don't fuck sheep too."
喜欢猴子，因为他和我一样是神经病。
我想你了，要好好地取经，顺便与玉皇大帝谈谈，让杭州别下雪了，要不衣服穿太厚，我咬不着你，你又不开心了。
再10天就好，10天。
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